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16 March 2001 @ 12:18 am
my retainer tastes strange. I wonder if anyone's commented on my poists yet?
steakaliciousquinnc on March 16th, 2001 12:20 am (UTC)
retainers should taste strange because they are bad things. all teeth things are bad. i hate teeth. especially when having to do with orthodontists. they are the worst people in the world.
Siner Dsirnerd on March 16th, 2001 01:12 am (UTC)
my retainer is lost, well one is lost and the other is stuck on the bottom of my teeth. someone asked me if i had silver teeth because the retainer stuck to the bottom of my teeth looks like silver teeth. and i said yes. and she said oh, why'd you have to get that. and i said i don't know because i got tired of my lie already. and she was like you don't know, what do you mean? and i said i was lying, it's a retainer. and she said oh. and i said yep.
the pigeonpassengerpigeon on March 16th, 2001 04:15 am (UTC)
I had a retainer. Well, actually I had about a dozen at $125 a pop because I kept losing them. It's possible this was repressed anger at my parents.

They eventually put braces back on because my teeth had gotten unruly without a retainer to keep them in line. Then they took them off and gave me a retainer again, and I lost it. My teeth aren't as pretty as they used to be, but they don't come out of the roof of my mouth like a bad horror flick any more, so overall I think it was seven thousand dollars of somebody else's money well spent.

On another note, I also hate orthodontists and hope they all die in a complicated and painful way.
steakaliciousquinnc on March 16th, 2001 08:59 am (UTC)
i had braces twice too. seven years infact. read my livejournal, i complain all about it.
Jesus Northbahia on March 16th, 2001 01:27 pm (UTC)
i have a retainer. i think i'm supposed to wear it. i don't, and that's probably bad. but i don't know, my teeth seem to be fine, except for this one slightly crooked one on the bottom. right now, all i try to do is remember to brush my teeth once or twice a day. i like brushing my teeth in the shower.
ex_hisashi700 on March 16th, 2001 09:11 am (UTC)
what the fuck is that?????
Patrickmcpat on March 16th, 2001 09:20 am (UTC)
I know why it taistes strange.... because when you were sleeping I made hot kinky love to it 4 times in a row!! I think I am in love with it now.... bhahahahha just kidding!!!
Juleahjuleah on March 16th, 2001 05:49 pm (UTC)
me too!
my retainer tastes strange too. i think it's because it's very new though and it's still contaminated with that gross plastery dentist type stuff. i brushed it several times and the taste still won't go away. i wonder why that is.