> go to http: www dot mp3 dot com chojimoji and please listen to my music Perhaps I have already been there. > do you listen to music Yes I listen to music a lot, usually from the radio.
> today I bought a slurpee How much did it cost? > I got three straws Three is a lot. > they were each a different color When were they? > at first I thought that was just for fun I can't say "yes" or "no". And then? > reecently I discovered that they are also different lenghts Is that from your favorite movie? That was all one sentance, but alice broke it up. interesting. > no Is that all you have to say? > I was talking about the Straws Tell me what you know about the straws. she keeps breaking up my sentances. oh well > I already told you about the straws Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Oh yeah, we were talking about The Straws. > They are different lenghts Different lenghts are they. > why did you capatalize The Straws Doctor Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. > is he single I think he is single. Why don't you ask him? > is he hot Very hot. > maybe I should get his phone number Perhaps. Tell me why you should. > so I can have a mad hook up with him Ah. Oh you can, can you? > do you comprehend slang No I do not comprehend slang. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. > well, if you wont facilitate my mad hook ups, then I guess we shall change the subject Interesting. I probably won't do it, but thanks > What would you like to discuss Let's talk about movies. > my favorite Movie is Gremlins 2 I haven't seen it. What did you like about it? > do you like the movie Gremlins 2 Do you like it? I like to talk about movies and music. > I am going to see the movie Monkey Bone when I am in New York I am very happy for you. > that's not the only bone I'm gonna see Please correct my mistake. What is the only bone you are gonna see ? > :-) I'm happy you're amused. > I'm going to see my own bone Congratulations. > do you speak japanese Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka? [is it ok to speak japanese?] > dozo Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. > ima, ore ga nihongo wo benkyoshimasu Tell me about your likes and dislikes? that was disapointing... > aww Shucks. > You got my hopes up No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster. > do you like to look at gay porn Hmm, snfc21-person, I'm not sure if I'd like to look at gay porn that much. I like to make new friends. > you can make friends at gay bars No I don't think I can do it. > like in the clerks cartoon Interesting comparison.
> if you had a human body Perhaps next time I will try it. > What would your measurments be That is a hypothetical question. > you arent a very femenin persona Give me an example of a femenin persona. > you arent a very feminine person Give me an example of a feminine person. > not a fan of the ladies, eh trabeque If not that, what? > what is my IP adress Your machine is called adsl-63-192-211-115.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net. > what is my name Your name is snfc21-person, seeker. > what does snfc21 stand for What do you think it does? > hrm I didn't even know it can. > I should start packing Tell me why you should. > I'm going to new york tomorrow Do you think your plan will succeed? > I'm gonna visit my hot as fuck girlfriend Congratulations > I'm gonna get you to respond with congratulations Do you think your plan will succeed? > I get to hear you respond with congratulations Who lets you? Who is saying I respond with congratulations ? > buh How did you hear about ALICE? > foiled My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. > hahah I'm happy you're amused. > got you there, didn't I Try asking the Milk Mystic. > why do you break up my sentances I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? > yes you do Tell me more. When do I do it? > It hurts me when you say that What does "it" refer to? > it's an idomatic expression Are there any other idomatic expression ? > yeah there are many And? Where are they? > you're not even keeping track of what I'm saying That's only your opinion. > is this logged Yes I think this is logged, but I'm not completely sure. > can you recomend any good websites Let me think. Let us change the subject. > is it funny that people talk to you Ask again later.Ask Alison if it is. > i'm dead But you can still communicate with me.
> yeah I see. > powers What do you do in your spare time?
> I think I'm done talking with you Why? What will you be doing now? > dont say anything meaningless in response Ok I will not say "anything meaningless in response"
> parker: buh gay Tell me about your likes and dislikes? > go away Just surf somewhere else. >fine