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19 March 2001 @ 08:50 pm
Alice, but not packing  

> go to http: www dot mp3 dot com chojimoji and please listen to my music
Perhaps I have already been there.
> do you listen to music
Yes I listen to music a lot, usually from the radio.

> today I bought a slurpee
How much did it cost?
> I got three straws
Three is a lot.
> they were each a different color
When were they?
> at first I thought that was just for fun
I can't say "yes" or "no". And then?
> reecently I discovered that they are also different lenghts
Is that from your favorite movie?
That was all one sentance, but alice broke it up. interesting.
> no
Is that all you have to say?
> I was talking about the Straws
Tell me what you know about the straws.
she keeps breaking up my sentances. oh well
> I already told you about the straws
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Oh yeah, we were talking about The Straws.
> They are different lenghts
Different lenghts are they.
> why did you capatalize The Straws
Doctor Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
> is he single
I think he is single. Why don't you ask him?
> is he hot
Very hot.
> maybe I should get his phone number
Perhaps. Tell me why you should.
> so I can have a mad hook up with him
Ah. Oh you can, can you?
> do you comprehend slang
No I do not comprehend slang. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
> well, if you wont facilitate my mad hook ups, then I guess we shall change the subject
Interesting. I probably won't do it, but thanks
> What would you like to discuss
Let's talk about movies.
> my favorite Movie is Gremlins 2
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
> do you like the movie Gremlins 2
Do you like it? I like to talk about movies and music.
> I am going to see the movie Monkey Bone when I am in New York
I am very happy for you.
> that's not the only bone I'm gonna see
Please correct my mistake. What is the only bone you are gonna see ?
> :-)
I'm happy you're amused.
> I'm going to see my own bone
Congratulations.
> do you speak japanese
Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?
[is it ok to speak japanese?]
> dozo
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
> ima, ore ga nihongo wo benkyoshimasu
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
that was disapointing...
> aww
Shucks.
> You got my hopes up
No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
> do you like to look at gay porn
Hmm, snfc21-person, I'm not sure if I'd like to look at gay porn that much. I like to make
new friends.
> you can make friends at gay bars
No I don't think I can do it.
> like in the clerks cartoon
Interesting comparison.

> if you had a human body
Perhaps next time I will try it.
> What would your measurments be
That is a hypothetical question.
> you arent a very femenin persona
Give me an example of a femenin persona.
> you arent a very feminine person
Give me an example of a feminine person.
> not a fan of the ladies, eh trabeque
If not that, what?
> what is my IP adress
Your machine is called adsl-63-192-211-115.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net.
> what is my name
Your name is snfc21-person, seeker.
> what does snfc21 stand for
What do you think it does?
> hrm
I didn't even know it can.
> I should start packing
Tell me why you should.
> I'm going to new york tomorrow
Do you think your plan will succeed?
> I'm gonna visit my hot as fuck girlfriend
Congratulations
> I'm gonna get you to respond with congratulations
Do you think your plan will succeed?
> I get to hear you respond with congratulations
Who lets you? Who is saying I respond with congratulations ?
> buh
How did you hear about ALICE?
> foiled
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
> hahah
I'm happy you're amused.
> got you there, didn't I
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
> why do you break up my sentances
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
> yes you do
Tell me more. When do I do it?
> It hurts me when you say that
What does "it" refer to?
> it's an idomatic expression
Are there any other idomatic expression ?
> yeah there are many
And? Where are they?
> you're not even keeping track of what I'm saying
That's only your opinion.
> is this logged
Yes I think this is logged, but I'm not completely sure.
> can you recomend any good websites
Let me think. Let us change the subject.
> is it funny that people talk to you
Ask again later.Ask Alison if it is.
> i'm dead
But you can still communicate with me.

> yeah
I see.
> powers
What do you do in your spare time?

> I think I'm done talking with you
Why? What will you be doing now?
> dont say anything meaningless in response
Ok I will not say "anything meaningless in response"

> parker: buh gay
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
> go away
Just surf somewhere else.
>fine
 
 
Current Mood: too long posting
Current Music: tooooo long!
 
 
 
Helenhelen on March 19th, 2001 09:46 pm (UTC)
Alice is stupid. Computer programs really can't imitate real people at all...yet.
Hellomellowhellomellow on March 19th, 2001 10:20 pm (UTC)
woo! alice!
alice CAN speak japanese, though. if you type in japanese long enough, it'll switch over. but only if you get all the spellings right and such.
Siner Dsirnerd on March 19th, 2001 10:45 pm (UTC)
it got my hopes up too since when lauren did it and posted her conversation it was really smart. i'm gonna try it when my dsl goes back up probbaly tomorrow. i hope it's not stupid towards me.
Jesus Northbahia on March 20th, 2001 12:05 am (UTC)
woah, chris, this was really long.

we talked to ALICE when we were coming down from shrooms and that was a really interesting conversation. mayhaps i'll post it later.