I told them I had a doctors appointment, and then i went to project: Parker phone and never showed up. but today I am going.
Jeanne showed me a site with a guy who sticks nails and Gummi worms in his dick hole, and narrates how to do it. Go here for more fun.
actually it looks painful, but I think this guy enjoys it. uh... I don't want to look at this ever again.