October 9th, 2003

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Chris Webster
Oct 08 2003
Scientific inquiry.

What I would do is an experiment that is relevant to our society and life today!

The pinnacle argument on which the interest in my study comes from is the idea that everyone eats, and as you know you are what you eat.
But what kinds of things do people eat?
The answer: Hot Dogs!

All sorts of people eat hot dogs, conversely people eat all sorts of hot dogs. But what makes one hot dog different from another? Is there a way to examine hot dogs, and determine which kind tastes the best, is best for you, last the longest in the ground? Additionally, what other creatures eat hot dogs? Do insects eat hot dogs? Do trees eat hot dogs? If so, do different animals display a preference for different kinds of hot dogs? Is there a correlation between what animals like and what humans like?
Other questions include, how do hot dogs reproduce? What is their natural prey? Do they have seeds, or can you simply stick one in the ground and watch it grow?

There is a myriad of questions that pop up when one starts to explore the vast and magical world of Hot Dogs. Because of this, Children are able to follow their own interest and logic ultimately leading them to learn all sorts of things such as: meat processing; dietary information, such as calories and cholesterol; vegetarian alternatives to meat; the magic of artificial preservatives; or even about something as initially unrelated as carrion eaters. Plus, kids would get to eat hot dogs of many shapes, colors and flavors, which is a boon to any activity.
dan

new Choji Moji song

Karen: Hey, mis fourtine teller, whqat do you see in my future?
Emerelda: IIIIIII seeeeee a boyfriend in yeeeee futureoooo!
Karen: oh really? I don’t think so because…

Sings:

There’s a secret under my pillow.
It speaks to me in my dreams!
It tells me how I like to be held
And how my life should be….

In the wake of Arnold’s victory
The world looks kinda crazy to me.
People lie, and it makes me feel sad inside…
Where has the safety gone?
In the world wide contract of the united states of crazyness
Where is the Sanity clause?
That’s when I call on the help of my special friend…

I HAVE A VIBRATOR, IT’S SHAPED LIKE A BEAVER!
I put it on my beaver, and they become friends.
I HAVE A VIBRATOR, IT SHAKES AND IT SQUIRMS
It teached me what I can not learn from boys!

The bus takes me past, The radio shack
It mocks me with electoronic friends, that I don’t have.
It careens around the track, from here to tinamin’s square
I hate not looking back, of having affairs.
is the most impossible want (desire) of all.
Either twice it will be in my heart that we went together,
or somehow never at all.

What ever happened to predictability? The milkman? The paperboy? Evening tv? You miss your old, familiar friend, waiting just around the bend.
I HAVE A VIBRATOR, IT’S SHAPED LIKE A BEAVER!
I put it on my beaver, and they become friends.
I HAVE A VIBRATOR, IT SHAKES AND IT SQUIRMS
It teached me what I can not learn from boys!

Starry nights are spent wasted with the moon, drinking out the sorrows of my sex.
Last eastern fire-flies singing to me as I spread; Relaxing in the blankets of myself.
No man or woman, could touch me in this way.
Only an animal shaped Vibrator!

Esmerelda: Damn, nigga! Ye be smacking HOOOOOez!
And to be honest, ye needn’t be falling a little to let your lips loose

No biggie… your sweet sugah kiss is worth the wait :-) bitatchoz!


I HAVE A VIBRATOR, IT’S SHAPED LIKE A BEAVER!
I put it on my beaver, and they become friends.
I HAVE A VIBRATOR, IT SHAKES AND IT SQUIRMS
It teached me what I can not learn from boys!
Huzzah for my toys!

I LOVE MY VIBRATOR!


I get wet wheen I go to the height street




There is a girl OMG She is so cute.
I am in love. I will now ask her name.
Oh! I will impress her by playing guitar for 4 hours straight.
And all the songs will sound the same.
Then I will sing the lyrics from contemporaty songs,
And say they would sound better as 80s songs.
  • Current Music
    This new song. Bitachoez!