March 8th, 2004

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Things that are True:

You are a Slutcom 4, and um... wow. They look at you. They blink. You pounce. Your room is characterized by a "Now Serving" counter above your bed and a "Take a Number" box outside your door. Anyone who enters your lair is required to be irradiated before leaving. We're talking two people in a night, multiple hook-ups each weekend... dirrty.

Take the slutcom litmus test!

The slutcom litmus test originated in A Word of Advice.

I drank too much coffee, and now I feel like I'm gonna throw up or something. it totally sucks.
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