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15 October 2001 @ 10:44 am
Free entertainment right here at Porter.  
i couldn't go to the dining hall this morning, because they found white power in an envelope in the mail room. it's all police taped off, except it's not police tape, it's this read tape. it's all sinister looking. so, Troy and I had a jaunty breakfast at the college 8 dining hall. except first there were no bowls, and then there were, but by that time, my stomach was in serious pain. like, more than the dining hall usually provides! it's insanE!
now i will go to Nihongo for my japanese kanji test. huzzah! i hope i dont complety fuck up. but yeah...
Current Mood: enthralledenthralled
Current Music: nick's crazy muisic!
Siner Dsirnerd on October 15th, 2001 11:18 am (UTC)
white powder!
No! now that there's the big anthrax scare, my shipment of white powdery stuff will be stopped! what will i do without my coke! slkdnfslkdnf!!!!
Michael Jacksontroy_story on October 15th, 2001 12:07 pm (UTC)

This one girl was all "Oh man, I hope it's not my corn starch." and this guy was all "Oh man, I bet it was your corn starch." and she was all "That bitch in the mail room probably wanted my corn starch, so she reported that I had corn starch, and then the police came, and they thought it was anthrax." and he was all "That's a fucked up situation. Wanna go get high?" and I was all "This is a delicious cookie. I wonder if it is powdered..." and she was all "Um, Corn starch..." And that was what really happened.
Daniel Saviosacredlunatic on October 15th, 2001 05:28 pm (UTC)
I asked the cops. It turned out to be laundry detergent.