MegaMan (megaman) wrote,
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Jokes that I made up myself!!!

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.


But then there are also 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.


And still, there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.


...and 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all answers the question for all
time: 3 proofs that
Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.

AMEN
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