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15 November 2001 @ 05:57 pm
Jokes that I made up myself!!!  
There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there are also 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

And still, there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

...and 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all answers the question for all
time: 3 proofs that
Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.

Current Mood: evil
Redtreeredtree on November 16th, 2001 01:08 pm (UTC)
So basically jesus was an african american jewish italian irish woman living in CA!

AWESOME!!!!!!! :)
Daniel Savio: Monarch Butterflysacredlunatic on November 16th, 2001 01:35 pm (UTC)
so incredibly funny I almost shitted myself
jonasan on November 17th, 2001 12:44 am (UTC)