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22 January 2002 @ 09:08 pm
you kjnow what's cool about porn? when they penetrate with their fingers. that's pretty cool.
Siner Dsirnerd on January 22nd, 2002 09:29 pm (UTC)
i like it when they do funny things, especially in lesbian scenes. like humping each other or rubbing their boobs all over the place.
MegaManmegaman on January 22nd, 2002 10:11 pm (UTC)
Re: porno
wow. i have a program where i can type this, and then just paste it into LJ and it magically works. now to figure out how to make it into webpages.

あの日クラスへ行きませんでした。なぜか クラス へ 行きません か?病人(びょ
うにん)になったか?違う(ちがう)、 病人 に なりませんでした。 月曜日 にた
んじょびがありました でも そのたんじよび は 僕の たんじょび がありません。
その たんじよび
マルティン・ルシャー・キング ノタンジョビ。今年、 全部 アメリカ人 は MLK
を 知っていて ほめたたえて が 十九六五年 頃 MLK は 大変な ポリ-テカル 役
(えき) を戦闘(せんとう) して から たくさん 呉越同舟(ごえつどうしゅう)
monsterZERO: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!monsterzero on January 23rd, 2002 12:46 am (UTC)
Re: porno
I like the dialogue. It's always so hokey. And the 'actors' can barely get through the lines. I'm sure they even have cue cards, and even if they didn't "Hi, I'm here from the cable company, I'm here to fix your cable." isn't that difficult. I want to write a porno where all of the characters have long, profound soliloquies durring sex... And every scene will end with a donkey punch. Yes.
Ravi Kanodialine88 on January 24th, 2002 11:00 am (UTC)
Re: porno
John Holmes was working on a porno adaptation of "Romeo and Juliet" when he died of AIDS-related illnesses.