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04 May 2002 @ 01:29 am
funny spam!  

We would like to introduce you to a new program called "Fat for Life!"


How would you like to eat whatever you want, whenever you want, as much as you want!


No thought, effort, or extra cost required!


Millions of Americans SWEAR by the "Fat for Life" program. The results are astounding - sit in any mall and watch the results walk by!


But, you ask, aren't there health risks involved with being fat?


Well, sure, its true that 75%-80% of all deaths in the United States are attributable to an unhealthful diet and lifestyle. But think positive! You may fit into the lucky 20% who wont suffer premature illness and death!


And besides, what is so bad about cancer, heart disease, strokes, diabetes, arthritis, and osteoporosis? Isn't that why you have health insurance?���������..


Before you hit the reply key and email me back that I'm totally nuts, I will confess that I was just getting your attention.


The truth is, if you are overweight, you probably hate it and want to do something safe, sensible and lasting to get to a healthy weight and stay there.


I'm here to offer you information about a program that has worked for many, is safe enough for children, and doesn't include stimulants, unreasonable food restrictions or stomach-stapling.


I'll spare you a long email here and save the details for email #2, which you can receive by clicking here:
mailto:FloraMcKinney@btamail.net.cn?subject=SendWeightLossInfo


Not fat yourself? Bet you know someone who is! Forward this email to them.

 
 
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Jesus Northbahia on May 4th, 2002 01:34 am (UTC)
i know you are awake, but calling you fails
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