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13 May 2002 @ 11:34 pm
what if the scientologists fought the muslims. that would be strange.
Current Music: Shinohara Tomoe - Loop People
Cyruseyeboogies on May 14th, 2002 12:23 am (UTC)
The Scientologists would win in the long run...Muslim babies are defenseless against the gaping maw of L. Ron Hubbard!
MegaManmegaman on May 14th, 2002 12:34 am (UTC)

i mean, they're both fundamentally cults for depressed people. I think that the US should secretly make them do their foreign policy stuff.

except then it would be like Nazis and everyone would bomb us.
Supervisory Substancephatpharmer on May 14th, 2002 01:23 am (UTC)
wait, so are 90% of the people in the Middle East depressed people??
MegaManmegaman on May 14th, 2002 01:45 am (UTC)
I don't really know if they are depressed. however, it is possible to boil down islam to a "anti-depressant". Of course That's only one small aspect of one view of islam, there is much more going on. but fundamentally you could say it is for depressed people, which of course you could say about all religions. or TV, or Ice cream.
Jesus Northbahia on May 14th, 2002 02:15 am (UTC)
you are a genius
monsterZEROmonsterzero on May 14th, 2002 02:33 am (UTC)

Yes, it's true. But if the the muslims could hook up with the alien volcano ghosts or ghetto-rig some ex-soviet millitary hardware to shoot body theatans, my money would be on them. Plus, the theocratic governments render the scientologists most powerful forces, thier lawyers, useless. Plus, only the really powerful super-harmonicly-alligned and scaned level gamma-secret-beta scientologists have learned the secrets of eating babies, and not many people can afford to buy that rank.
Cyruseyeboogies on May 14th, 2002 12:23 pm (UTC)
If the Muslims know about the Thetans, then God have mercy on us all, because they won't!
Jerome: gah!charlatan on May 14th, 2002 08:22 am (UTC)

I say we sic Arnold and Jamie Lee on them like we did in True Lies. Also, you'll still need it directed by James Cameron so it doesn't lose the feel of the first film.
Siner Dsirnerd on May 14th, 2002 12:28 pm (UTC)
loop people
that's my favorite shinohara tomoe song. i like kuru kuru miracle too, i hope i sent it to you, but if not you should get it sent to you!