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27 May 2002 @ 02:38 am
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metal gear solid 2 is fun. there's like 500 pages of back story you can read, but you have to unlock them. do it 11pages, then 130 pages, and then 345 pages. and then probably a new one opens up after that, it's actually well written aned entertaining.

here is a new play I wrote at dennys:

Eric, Kyle, chou.

ERIC: hey, I got a job!
Kyle: WOW! that's great! now you will be able to buy new cat little for the cat box!
CHOU: yeah. it's smelly. and the littler is full of amonia from the pee pee.
Kyle: hahahah! you said pee pee.
Chou: that cat's really expensive. how much do you get paid?
ERIC: don't you want to know what job I got?
Chou: aren't you working at the car wash?
Kyle: I'm working at the car wash. you're thinking of me.
Chou: oh, I'm always thinking of you, hot stuff!
Eric: I make robots at the robot factory!
Kyle: the robot factory! you mean that place next to the supermarket?
Eric: you're thinking of the drycleaners
Kyle: yeah, but theyre's robots there, right?
Chou: you know I used to live at the drive through?
Kyle: you mean the drive cleaners?
Eric: You mean the Dry cleaners?
Chou: yeah, the robots at the dry cleaners.
Eric: I wish our cat was a robot, then we wouldnt have to buy kitty litter.
Chou: how much does that cost, I forget.
Eric: uh,, like $8 or $10
Kyle: really? that's pretty expensive.
Eric: yeah, I have been dipping into my savings.
Kyle: oh... I feel bad now...
Chou: how come?
Kyle: cause I lied. I don't work at the robot factory.
Eric: that's ok. at least you don't work at the car wash!
Kyle: actaully, I don't have a job at all. I'm sorry.
Eric: that's ok, we don't have a cat.
Jesus Northbahia on May 27th, 2002 02:47 am (UTC)
i love it!
Ravi Kanodialine88 on May 27th, 2002 02:51 am (UTC)
Metal Gear Solid 2 has only two flaws, really.

One: not enough boss fights. Or at least, not enough good boss fights. The cool boss every hour or so made MGS 1 a lot of fun.

Two: it has 'X-Files sydrome' where things get more and more confusing as time goes by (like recent Final Fantasies), and the ending clarifies very little (like recent US elections). I don't know if you've finished or not so I won't give spoilers, but I can say that when I finished MGS2 I went back to Penny Arcade's comic about the ending (with the funny flow chart and 'Molar Gear') and it cracked me up.
Siner Dsirnerd on May 27th, 2002 01:48 pm (UTC)
will the drive cleaners word play work in japanese too?