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booty call, the Whole Story

Raizin is King: i need you.


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Raizin is King: to go to the meeting tommorrow.
ZeroBatsu: I just finished having sex
Raizin is King: and tell them that i talked to carol last week, and i was excused.
Raizin is King: and that i can't come to the meeting tommorrow, because i need
to work on a social studies project.
Raizin is King: and that pat already asked me to write a thank you note to
albertsons, and i am on top of that.
Raizin is King: and that i am interested in joining your little lobby club even
though i don't know the password.
ZeroBatsu: raizin is my king
ZeroBatsu: I want raizin
ZeroBatsu: Hey!
Raizin is King: and that i wore an orange vest and a sailor's hat to school last
week, so even though you didn't see me, you stole my idea... again.
ZeroBatsu: You can be King Raizin! We'll call you 'Hoju' for short!
ZeroBatsu: macho macho duck!
ZeroBatsu: he's a macho macho duck! cmon buddy!
ZeroBatsu: macho macho duck! the slickest bird in the nation! he's a macho macho
duck!
Raizin is King: and that it's easy for zoe to write funny minutes by writing down
every little thing that happens and not paying attention, but that's not enough.
eventually everyone will write funny minutes every week, and you have to be
creative at 10 o'clock at night, and not paying attention and writing
unimportant details will only take you so far.
Raizin is King: can you remember all of that?
ZeroBatsu: yes. I think
ZeroBatsu: farty fart faryt
Raizin is King: what are you going to tell people?
ZeroBatsu: um
Raizin is King: damn it! i need you chris!
ZeroBatsu: oh
ZeroBatsu: I need you to raizin.
Raizin is King: sigh.
ZeroBatsu: I'm saving this conversation too, so that i can steal from it.
Raizin is King: i can't believe i wasn't there when people voted for you.
Raizin is King: good. save it. remember what i said.
ZeroBatsu: this is Adrian
Raizin is King: and spread the word.
ZeroBatsu: which is probably why you've been confused
Raizin is King: what?
ZeroBatsu: because I'm not responsible in any way
Raizin is King: oh, well neither is chris...
Raizin is King: but is still need you to go to the meeting and say all that stuff.
ZeroBatsu: hmm
ZeroBatsu: yes?
Raizin is King: will you?
ZeroBatsu: I will do my best
Raizin is King: excellent.
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