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08 March 2004 @ 03:30 pm
Things that are True:  






You are a Slutcom 4, and um... wow. They look at you. They blink. You pounce. Your room is characterized by a "Now Serving" counter above your bed and a "Take a Number" box outside your door. Anyone who enters your lair is required to be irradiated before leaving. We're talking two people in a night, multiple hook-ups each weekend... dirrty.



Take the slutcom litmus test!

The slutcom litmus test originated in A Word of Advice.




I drank too much coffee, and now I feel like I'm gonna throw up or something. it totally sucks.
 
 
Current Mood: sicksick
Current Music: Sparkling Diamonds - Nicole Kidman, Jim Broadbent, Caroline O' Connor, Natalie Mendoza & Lara Mulcah
 
 
 
Patrickmcpat on March 8th, 2004 03:42 pm (UTC)
hmm... no girls for pat, so sad.






You are a Slutcom 1, also known as the normal level of slutcom. This category is characterized by occasional hook-ups. These hook-ups are with people that could be potential relationship material, though that's not always 100 percent. They also tend to be not overly physical; sex is rare for a slutcom 1 - and generally, isn't much of a concern.



Take the slutcom litmus test!

The slutcom litmus test originated in A Word of Advice.



the subliminal messagereynaldo77 on March 8th, 2004 03:57 pm (UTC)
Re: hmm... no girls for pat, so sad.
Hahahah I win:







You are a Slutcom 0, also known as the frigid level of slutcom. Slutcom 0 is someone who hasn't been with too many people, if they've been with people at all. Hook-ups are practically non-existant - there may be one or two in the past, but nothing consistent or spectacular. You're a card carrying member of the prude patrol, or at least close.



Take the slutcom litmus test!

The slutcom litmus test originated in A Word of Advice.


steakaliciousquinnc on March 8th, 2004 04:14 pm (UTC)
i also got slutcom4. i don't think its very hard to be a mega slut according to this test.
Jesus Northbahia on March 9th, 2004 05:18 pm (UTC)
then how did i get slutcome 2?
Ravi Kanodialine88 on March 9th, 2004 06:02 pm (UTC)
Slutcome? We should see if it's already registered.
steakaliciousquinnc on March 9th, 2004 10:08 pm (UTC)
i dont understand at all. you and i should examine this test and our answers to it. its even weirder that you got a 2 and chris got a 4. just because for the first question i answered that i hook up with someone everyday (you know because i have a boyfriend, which doesnt really make me a slut, but it makes me be getting some on a regular basis). and chris doesnt hook up with someone every day. unless he's very good at keeping secrets.
Jesus Northbahia on March 9th, 2004 10:38 pm (UTC)
chris lied on his though.
steakaliciousquinnc on March 9th, 2004 10:53 pm (UTC)
my goodness!
Kaiser Vocal: Your Circuts deaddarkgundam150 on March 8th, 2004 04:33 pm (UTC)
*takes a number*
Floob Boober Bab Boober Bubpinkbrita on March 8th, 2004 05:11 pm (UTC)
i was really surprised by the music you were listening to! i guess it just doesn't strike me as chris music...
Ravi Kanodialine88 on March 8th, 2004 07:00 pm (UTC)
They screwed up in two ways
First, they probably meant slutcon, not slutcom. And DEFCON is a countdown system; DEFCON 5 is ordinary life, DEFCON 0 is when nuclear missles are in the air.

Also, with regards to comments that the quiz is 'ba-roken', that's probably because it is. I monkeyed around with it a bit and clearly the values assigned to the options are incorrect; for instance, moving your frequency of hookups from 'once a week' to 'once a day' decreases your level of slutcom, as measured by the test. Not that I hook-up once a day. Or once a week. Or that I have ever used the word 'hookup' to describe a sexual encounter. What a retarded word.
Siner Dsirnerd on March 8th, 2004 08:24 pm (UTC)
Re: They screwed up in two ways
hook up the butt.
steakalicious: sluts 'n steaksquinnc on March 8th, 2004 08:34 pm (UTC)
Re: They screwed up in two ways
So what did you get?
Ravi Kanodialine88 on March 8th, 2004 11:48 pm (UTC)
Re: They screwed up in two ways
Slutcom 1.
steakalicious: sluts 'n steaksquinnc on March 8th, 2004 09:17 pm (UTC)
i hate you and your stealing of my identity ways.