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19 July 2004 @ 12:32 am
hooray for me!
I really like comming home and eating food and watching tv.
I wish I could fuck something.
Why hasn't anyone bought me a fake pussy yet? they're only like $50 or something.
or hooked me up with hot ass that lives in the same zipcode.

dickiediarydickiediary on July 19th, 2004 02:43 am (UTC)
I like coming home and eating food too. Good times.

O and fucking things is also fun.

Know what's annoying? When I discover hot ass that I think would make excellent company for the coming home and the eating and the fucking, but they don't seem to notice me. Or worse, they seem to purposely ignore me. That is FUN.
Gabriel Dylannormansmeggles on July 19th, 2004 03:27 am (UTC)
chris, i think you should buy my 30 gig ipod from me.
MegaManmegaman on July 19th, 2004 11:37 am (UTC)
especially after you were telling me how fucked up it is.
But I am considering it, so if you do chose to sell it talk to me first.
urbanjewelurbanjewel on July 19th, 2004 09:44 am (UTC)
um how about real pussy? wouldnt that be a much better idea?
steakaliciousquinnc on July 19th, 2004 11:01 am (UTC)
Yeah! Like Kimi Fong! And she doesn't cost anything!
MegaManmegaman on July 19th, 2004 11:38 am (UTC)
woah! you can buy thoes?????!!!!! Kick-ass!
urbanjewelurbanjewel on July 19th, 2004 11:55 am (UTC)
um buying one might get you in a little trouble...
Siner Dsirnerd on July 20th, 2004 04:01 pm (UTC)
there are flashlights that open up and there's a secret vagina in it. you should get one of those. so you can be on set and be like, look at me i'm using my flashlight because it's dark backstage. and then you can be like, look at me, i'm doing it with my flashlight.