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10 April 2005 @ 09:54 pm
 
They told you Josef Stalin was dead.

They lied.

When his time came, he was gone, escaped like so many other world leaders into the cold blackness of the Hollow Earth, where the heartless android creatures called the Derro weave their mad schemes against humanity. He slept all these years away in a cryogenic tank while they rebuilt his body from subterranean metal.

Now he has awoken. With a nuclear cannon for an arm, with his gyroscopic heart still vibrating to the screams of the souls he tortured, he will return...and the world will tremble before the one and only Man of Steel.

THIS MAY DAY
HE WILL BURY YOU

RON PERLMAN
IS
JOE STEEL
 
 
 
fusakofusako on April 11th, 2005 05:49 am (UTC)
I really hope that's an actual film coming out, cuz it sounds fucking awesome.
monsterZEROmonsterzero on April 12th, 2005 06:45 am (UTC)
I think this would be the best movie ever, but I think with a little work the musical adaptation could possibly be the apex of human culture.
Daniel Saviosacredlunatic on April 13th, 2005 12:54 am (UTC)
why??