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18 February 2006 @ 03:24 pm
 

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suicide club 2

dave: hi tony, want to go skateboarding?

tony: no. i do kind of want to go horseback riding.

dave: that sounds fun. let me get my saddle.

t: would you like some doritos before we leave?

d: yeah. I like the onnes in the silver bag. what are they, black pepercorn or something?

t: well these are... silver razor flavor!

[tony hurls handfuls of razors at dave. Dave screames like someone who had their foot stepped on by a horse while wearing steel toed boots, so the steel cuts their toes off.]

d: tony why?

tony: i want to razor my self to death and have bleeding pulpy messes at the end of my arms and die of blood loss.

d: I HATE YOU! YOU ARE A SHITTY FRIEND!

T: YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD! STOP STEALING MY THINGS AND SELLING THEM ON EBAY!

D: STOP THROWING DORITO FLAVOURED RAZORS AT ME!

T: TAKE THE WHOLE BAG.

[tony puts the whole bag on dave's head. then he punches the bag. razors rip through the bag and slice tonys hand and daves face. they both start makijg owl noises induced by the neurotoooxin on the razors.]

d: i' calling the police. and animal controll.[ he starts to diall the phone, but razor blades cut off all his fingers.]

d: ohno! i can no longer exert power over my environment!

just then, tony's friend james stops by.

james: oh, this looks gross. there is blood and sinue everywhere! it's like you just slaughtered a narwhal!

[james takes a narwhal tooth (aka horn) out of his pocket. then he stqbs tony with it. right in the shoulder. it goes through tony's shoulder and stabs dave as well, and now the two are scewered together. when ever they move they rub razor blades on each other.]

J: you shuld have anticipated the narhwal's revenge!

[just then a giant t rex falls from the moon and right into the house. then it eats them all. then it explodes do to the earth's oxygen and its skin combining to form atomic expklosion like reaction.

many died, but more survived. all the survivors lost their limbs and had crippling arthritis in the rest of their body.

the end

 
 
 
Emikaemika on February 19th, 2006 07:38 am (UTC)
OMG! I had those bed sheets when I was little!
fusakofusako on February 20th, 2006 10:30 am (UTC)
oh man. I need to read the rest of the stories you sent me...
Ravi Kanodialine88 on February 21st, 2006 02:51 am (UTC)
You should try out MySpace. There are tons of friends there! I've got 9000 friends on MySpace!