poops

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

megaman sent to me...

Twelve

sadexistences drumming

Eleven

jiros piping

Ten

balrogs a-leaping

Nine

mij0rns dancing

Eight swords a-milking

Seven pigeons a-swimming

Six pirates a-laying

Five ro-o-o-obots

Four video games

Three nice clothes

Two united states

...and a banjo in a coffee.