On the twelfth day of Christmas,
megaman sent to me...

Twelve
sadexistences drumming

Eleven
jiros piping

Ten
balrogs a-leaping

Nine
mij0rns dancing

Eight swords a-milking
Seven pigeons a-swimming
Six pirates a-laying
Five ro-o-o-obots
Four video games
Three nice clothes
Two united states
...and a banjo in a coffee.