Log in

No account? Create an account
26 October 2008 @ 02:02 pm
Status Update! ALERT!  
Status Alert...
Parker exploded my chair last night as he was creating jesus.
That is not a metaphor, that is a literal statement of literal events.

End Transmission.
Current Location: Santa Clara
Current Mood: productiveproductive - Penis!
Current Music: Acid Tongue - Jenny Lewis
Travistearak on October 26th, 2008 10:44 pm (UTC)
was this a military action against the chair? or did it just get caught in the line of fire?
Ravi Kanodialine88 on October 27th, 2008 02:51 am (UTC)
Asking questions? I kind of assumed you were somehow involved.
Alexielenchi on October 27th, 2008 10:06 pm (UTC)
I was a witness to these events. No patapons were hurt.